Disclaimer
The articles on this blog are utter nonsense. They exist because it was too difficult for them to continue not existing when the author was so insistent on writing them. Precisely why the author insisted on doing this remains a mystery even to the author, but he suspects that it had something to do with a passion for writing and an excuse to keep doing so. The blogs shouldn't be taken too seriously. To do so is at the reader's own risk.
This blog was never intended to cause offence. If, in reading anything on it, you have taken offence, please return it at the earliest possible convenience and then move along without any more fuss. Clearly this blog isn't for you. There are millions of less offensive blogs out there that you could be reading instead, including some nice ones on cooking or things to do with cats, and perhaps a few less nice ones about both.
All articles on this blog are written by Craig Faulkner. Comments, where they exist, are almost all written by other people. The owner of the blog takes no responsibility for their content. He does, however, reserve the right to moderate them where absolutely necessary. Spam comments will be deleted. Flattering comments will be preserved for all eternity (or until this site is deleted; whichever comes first) and talked about at dinner parties. The author will consider any and all invitations to such dinner parties. Especially if there is cake.
No zombies were harmed in the making of this blog. Some humans may have been. The author isn't sorry.