Posted on by Craig Faulkner
Morning arrives with a scream, as it does most week days. Despite the hour, I'm relieved to know it isn't mine, though after some of the dreams I've had lately, it wouldn't surprise me if it was. The scream comes from an alarm clock, but it sometimes takes my brain a few seconds to figure that out. It's the k… Read more »
Posted on by Craig Faulkner
Thank you for your correspondence. I appreciate the amount of thought and effort that must have gone into it. Whenever I have tried to imitate 'txt speak' in the past is has taken far longer to type what I was trying to say than had I simply typed it in English. Your efforts, therefore, must have taken you ag… Read more »
Posted on by Craig Faulkner
If all the emails I get are to believed, there are a string of eastern European ladies that miss me terribly; a myriad of companies waiting to pay me many times my current salary; a wealth of diet pills that would make me smaller; even more definitely-not-diet pills that would make me... erm... bigger; and a… Read more »
Posted on by Craig Faulkner
I'm not a fan of 'txt speak'. I'd go as far as to say that I loathe it. I think it's lazy. I think it's incoherent. I think it's incomprehensible. And I despise having to translate it into English before I can make any sense of it. For those lucky enough not to have to deal with 'txt speak', it's basically an… Read more »